﻿{"id":454,"date":"2009-02-09T05:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chayilyam.com\/stories\/?p=454"},"modified":"2009-02-09T05:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T05:44:00","slug":"this-is-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chayilyam.com\/stories\/this-is-hilarious\/","title":{"rendered":"This is hilarious!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine&#8217;s Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in the state of Gujarat !!!<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis) . One fine day, it happened to be the 14th day of February, one brave Patelani, having had enough &#8220;torture&#8221; by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin to make chapattis).<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Yes&#8230;.the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him&#8230;. only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their husbands with the Velan. There was an outburst of moaning &#8220;chapatti-ed&#8221; husbands all over Anand and Amdavad.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to behave more respectfully with their Patelanis.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Thereafter, on 14th February every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day &#8211; the wives having the satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Soon The Gujju men realized that in order to avoid this ordeal they need to present gifts to their wives&#8230;.they brought flowers and sweets. This is how the tradition &#8211; Velan time &#8211; began.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, the ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words &#8216;Velan time&#8217; !!! In course of time, their foreign tongues, this got anglicized to &#8216;Velantime&#8217; and then to &#8216;Valentine&#8217;. And thereafter, 14th of February, came to be known as Valentine&#8217;s Day and now you know the true story of Valentine&#8217;s day.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine&#8217;s Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in the state of Gujarat !!! It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis) . 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